i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
