Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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