That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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