He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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