Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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