woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
