I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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