there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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