We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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