His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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