i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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