week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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