This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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