i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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