accomplished twins. life is a go
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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