During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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