"it" just moved
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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