dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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