I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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