You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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