You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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