I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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