we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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