So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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