Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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