You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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