Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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