I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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