yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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