i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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