When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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