I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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