I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
