Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Randomize