So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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