I'm drive I can fine osifer
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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