I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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