Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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