i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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