I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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