Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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