"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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