She went from zero to smokin in five shots
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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