Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
That's how pantless uber rides happen
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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