You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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