At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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