Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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