you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She bit a glass in half.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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