You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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