have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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