"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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